odd story out of the top of my head

this is the story of a cookie jar, a knife, and a weird little girl.

so one day, this girl maya who has a phobia of knifes, is at a friend named meena's house.

 so she goes into the kitchen (that has a cookie jar empty) to get a snack, and she see's a knife on the table, next to some carrots but she does not notice the carrots. so maya gets really scared and starts hyperventilating. when meena comes into the kitchen, she is surprised to find maya sitting on the floor, with a cookie jar on her head, her figers in her ears, and singing "you belong with me" by taylor swift. meena's mother comes downstairs to find meena staring. so then she takes the cookie jar of maya's head, and then maya see's the knife again when meenas mother starts cutting carrots for dinner, and then maya starts screaming and running, only to run into a screen door and pass out. 

THE END!!!

=)

Ice cream rules

hola earthlings.
i come (almost) in peace

anyway
i ♥ icecream and so should you

vanilla, chocolate, strawberry it doesnt matter just eat it!!!


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awkward pause as you debate whether or not to go get icecream...




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ok good boy
bye
Nacho

HiYa

It was a dark and stormy night.
Anz told her pet monkey.
"Ah, Glad to see you have joined us, Reader" She says.
"Today I'd like to tell you about a little friend of mine, I like to call him the 'character map'. If you're looking for him, try visiting START, then go see programs, accessories, and last, but certainly not least, system tools. You should see him there. If not your computer may not support it and you can look at the bottom of this page for a few to copy and paste"

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"Reader, do you see those symbols swirling around above us?" Anz asks.
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